White wine vinegar is my new best friend. For some reason the moons aligned and two people in so many days told me that white wine vinegar was the best thing since sliced bread for removing lime scale. So come Saturday, I was busy with my bowl of one-part vinegar to 4-parts water discovering the power of this exceptionally effective and efficient green cleaning product. Not only did I save myself a load of elbow grease, the house smelled nicer and I was finished in half the time.
My green cleaning got me thinking about all those products in my laundry cupboard and that, as you would expect, turned my brain towards project management. Like my myriad of cleaning products, projects can be managed with a variety of methodologies and approaches. All do a job but are they really doing what it says on the packet? Then there’s the question of cost. At one major UK supermarket, white wine vinegar is £0.97/unit, which works out to be £1.94/ltr. Yet Viakal, a big seller when it comes to sorting out lime scale, is £2.98/unit or £5.96/ltr. Even if that’s not your local currency, it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to appreciate the cost savings on that one. Perhaps we should be analyzing and challenging the benefits of the tools we use on our projects through a different set of criteria.
The parallels to project management or projects in general are not that far fetched. Business professionals around the globe and up and down an organization are sometimes mistaken by what’s on the outside rather than what’s going on inside. I know I was never satisfied with Viakal, Cif or any of the other products I used until introduced to my new best friend. It takes a lot impress me, but within minutes I was trumpeting vinegars success to anyone who’d listen. Can I say that about the various project methodologies available to the market? To be honest, I’m not swayed by what the method or approach is called, how it’s packaged, or the pain it’ll address because usually when they’re applied in a pragmatic way with a huge helping of common sense, I can appreciate the merits of all or any of them. But when they’re used with dogmatic determination because "this is what we must do!" I challenge their usefulness and question the sensibility of those applying them, which is exactly what I’m doing with my cleaning products.
So next time you go to invest a significant proportion of your budget in the project methodology with the flashy packaging and exceptional sales pitch that will make your house sparkle more than the Great Star of Africa diamond, pause for a moment. Open that laundry cupboard or PMO filing cabinet, check what’s already there and ask:
- Are you efficient?
- Are you effective?
- What results are you giving me?
- What’s my payback?
If what you’re thinking of buying brings you more of the same, take another look and see if you can’t find your own new best friend.












